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Se dit d'un type de [[Chef]] d'Etat dont l'arriv�e au pouvoir n'est pas d�pendante d'une �lection au suffrage populaire, comme aux [[Etats-Unis]].
'''[[Chef]] d’[[État]]''' dont l'arrivée au pouvoir n'est '''pas dépendante du [[Pouvoir des urnes]]''', comme aux [[États-Unis]].


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== Tenue d'Apparat, Protocole, Que faire si vous �tiez invit� par un Roi? ==
== Sexe du Roi ==


Il est d'usage, pour tout roi qui se respecte, de porter au moins une couronne, dont la taille est g�n�ralement inversement proportionnelle � la beaut� du pays sur lequel il regne. A titre d'exemple, la couronne du Roi d'[[Angleterre]] est gigantesque, celle du Roi de [[Belgique]] est elle aussi tout a fait hors de proportions. Le Roi de [[Gr�ce]] a une toute petite couronne, mais c'est aussi parce qu'il a pas eu la f�ve.
En [[Angleterre]], le Roi est une Reine.<br>
La Reine est Philippe d'Edinburgh. Il n'a ni [[argent]], ni [[pouvoir]].


http://www.teteamodeler.com/boiteaoutils/image/images4/couronne5.jpg Couronne de Roi standard
Le Roi se différencie de la [[Reine]] par son [[pouvoir]], mais aussi parce qu'il porte des [[chapeau]]x et des robes à fleurs. Selon la Constitution coutumière britannique, le Roi n'a pas le droit d’appeler les [[noirs]] des sauvages. Ce n'est pas faute de le penser, mais le Roi a un devoir dit de "non-disage", qui fait qu'il ne doit jamais dire ce qu'il pense.


Dans tout les cas , �vitez de porter vous aussi une couronne lors de l'entretien.Loin de vous �tre gr� de respecter ses coutumes, le roi vous en voudra de lui rappeler le ridicule de sa situation.
http://ardkor.info/uploaded/18.jpg


On ne sert pas de frites � un Roi car les frites ,c'est des patates, et les patates, c'est pour les cochons.  
Il est autorisé, à contrario, mais seulement à priori, car ce serait trop tard si c'était à posteriori, à penser ce qu'il dit, en de rares occasions, mutatis mutandis.  


On ne gratte pas son nez en pr�sence d'un Roi car le grattage de nez est un signal royal. Se gratter le nez en pr�sence d'un Roi signifie qu'on est pret � se deguiser en boulanger.  
Le Roi n'a guère d’affinités avec la princesse [[Diana]], mais la [[Reine]] n'en a "''[[Foutre|quefoutre]]''", car [[soie-même|elle-même]] a connu ses moments de doute et d'adultère entre [[adulte]]s, à tort, et surtout à travers, avec des [[homme]]s paralysés du côté [[droit]].


Il est de mauvais aloi de dire "ta mre" un Roi car la mre du Roi, c'est la [[Reine]].


== Reine-m�re ==
== Tenue d'Apparat, Protocole, Que faire si vous étiez invité par un Roi ? ==


Cr�ature immortelle qui partage certaines caract�ristiques avec la [[tortue]], notamment la lenteur, la long�vit�, et un visage rid� et rabougri. Une [[rumeur]] circule selon laquelle la reine-m�re se serait �cri�e "il ne peut en rester qu'un" � la mort de la princesse [[Diana]].
*Il est d'usage, pour tout roi qui se respecte, de porter au moins une couronne, dont la taille est généralement inversement proportionnelle à la beauté du pays sur lequel il [[règne]]. A titre d'exemple, la couronne du Roi d'[[Angleterre]] est gigantesque, celle du Roi de [[Belgique]] est elle aussi tout à fait hors de proportions. Le Roi de [[Grèce]] a une toute petite couronne, mais c'est aussi parce qu'il a pas eu la fève.


http://ceakumal.org/images/turtle_watch_d.jpg
http://ardkor.info/uploaded/couronne5.jpg<br>
la famille royale
''Couronne de Roi standard''


== Le Roi est mort, vive le Roi! ==
*Dans tout les cas , évitez de porter vous aussi une couronne lors de l'entretien. Loin de vous être gré de respecter ses coutumes, le roi vous en voudra de lui rappeler le [[ridicule]] de sa situation.


[[Cri]] pouss� tous les 21 Janvier que [[Dieu]] fait par les militants de l'Action Francaise qui n'en finissent plus de crier au loup alors tout le monde sait qu'il est mort, le roi, puisque la [[reine]] a essay� de se faire la malle avec le mitron pendant que le roi mangeait ses dents sur l'�chafaud et que Robespierre plantait des arbres aux Tuileries.  
*On ne sert pas de frites à un Roi car les frites, c'est des [[pomme de terre|patates]], et les patates, c'est pour les cochons.  


== Cris alternatifs a sugg�rer aux maurrassiens un peu marginaux: ==
*On ne gratte pas son nez en présence d'un Roi car le grattage de nez est un signal royal. Se gratter le nez en présence d'un Roi signifie qu'on est prêt à se déguiser en [[boulanger]].


* La Reine est morte, Vive les moules!
*Il est de mauvais aloi de dire "ta mère" à un Roi car la mère du Roi, c'est la [[Reine]].
* Le mitron est mort, Qui l'a tu�?
 
 
== Reine-mère ==
 
Créature immortelle qui partage certaines caractéristiques avec la [[tortue]], notamment la lenteur, la longévité, et un visage ridé et rabougri. Une [[rumeur]] circule selon laquelle la reine-mère se serait écriée "''il ne peut en rester qu'un !''" à la mort de la princesse [[Diana]].
 
http://ardkor.info/uploaded/turtle_watch_d.jpg<br>
''la famille royale''
 
 
== Le Roi est [[mort]], vive le Roi ! ==
 
[[Cri]] poussé, tous les 21 Janvier que [[Dieu]] fait, par les militants de l'Action Française<ref>Fameux fan-club du Roi fondé par [[Maurras G. Dantec]] un lundi [[1964]].</ref> qui n'en finissent plus de crier au loup alors tout le monde sait qu'il est mort, le roi, puisque la [[reine]] a essayé de se faire la malle avec le mitron pendant que le roi mangeait ses dents sur l'échafaud et que [[Robespierre]] plantait des arbres aux Tuileries.
 
 
== Cris alternatifs à suggérer aux maurrassiens un peu marginaux ==
 
* La Reine est morte, Vive les [[moule]]s !
* Le mitron est mort, Qui l'a tué ?
 
 
== Notes ==
 
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Chef d’État dont l'arrivée au pouvoir n'est pas dépendante du Pouvoir des urnes, comme aux États-Unis.


Sexe du Roi

En Angleterre, le Roi est une Reine.
La Reine est Philippe d'Edinburgh. Il n'a ni argent, ni pouvoir.

Le Roi se différencie de la Reine par son pouvoir, mais aussi parce qu'il porte des chapeaux et des robes à fleurs. Selon la Constitution coutumière britannique, le Roi n'a pas le droit d’appeler les noirs des sauvages. Ce n'est pas faute de le penser, mais le Roi a un devoir dit de "non-disage", qui fait qu'il ne doit jamais dire ce qu'il pense.

18.jpg

Il est autorisé, à contrario, mais seulement à priori, car ce serait trop tard si c'était à posteriori, à penser ce qu'il dit, en de rares occasions, mutatis mutandis.

Le Roi n'a guère d’affinités avec la princesse Diana, mais la Reine n'en a "quefoutre", car elle-même a connu ses moments de doute et d'adultère entre adultes, à tort, et surtout à travers, avec des hommes paralysés du côté droit.


Tenue d'Apparat, Protocole, Que faire si vous étiez invité par un Roi ?

  • Il est d'usage, pour tout roi qui se respecte, de porter au moins une couronne, dont la taille est généralement inversement proportionnelle à la beauté du pays sur lequel il règne. A titre d'exemple, la couronne du Roi d'Angleterre est gigantesque, celle du Roi de Belgique est elle aussi tout à fait hors de proportions. Le Roi de Grèce a une toute petite couronne, mais c'est aussi parce qu'il a pas eu la fève.

couronne5.jpg
Couronne de Roi standard

  • Dans tout les cas , évitez de porter vous aussi une couronne lors de l'entretien. Loin de vous être gré de respecter ses coutumes, le roi vous en voudra de lui rappeler le ridicule de sa situation.
  • On ne sert pas de frites à un Roi car les frites, c'est des patates, et les patates, c'est pour les cochons.
  • On ne gratte pas son nez en présence d'un Roi car le grattage de nez est un signal royal. Se gratter le nez en présence d'un Roi signifie qu'on est prêt à se déguiser en boulanger.
  • Il est de mauvais aloi de dire "ta mère" à un Roi car la mère du Roi, c'est la Reine.


Reine-mère

Créature immortelle qui partage certaines caractéristiques avec la tortue, notamment la lenteur, la longévité, et un visage ridé et rabougri. Une rumeur circule selon laquelle la reine-mère se serait écriée "il ne peut en rester qu'un !" à la mort de la princesse Diana.

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la famille royale


Le Roi est mort, vive le Roi !

Cri poussé, tous les 21 Janvier que Dieu fait, par les militants de l'Action Française[1] qui n'en finissent plus de crier au loup alors tout le monde sait qu'il est mort, le roi, puisque la reine a essayé de se faire la malle avec le mitron pendant que le roi mangeait ses dents sur l'échafaud et que Robespierre plantait des arbres aux Tuileries.


Cris alternatifs à suggérer aux maurrassiens un peu marginaux

  • La Reine est morte, Vive les moules !
  • Le mitron est mort, Qui l'a tué ?


Notes

  1. Fameux fan-club du Roi fondé par Maurras G. Dantec un lundi 1964.