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<p></p> <table style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122;" data-mw="interface"> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <tr class="diff-title" lang="fr"> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">← Version précédente</td> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">Version du 22 mars 2007 à 15:35</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l2">Ligne 2 :</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Ligne 2 :</td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Ou piquouse.</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Ou piquouse.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">Cr��e </del>par [[Rael]], ouvrage <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">encyclop�dique </del>recensant depuis le <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">d�but </del>jusqu&#039;<del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">� </del>la fin la vie de les [[gens]] en leur conseillant de ne pas filer un mauvais coton parce que sinon <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">�a </del>va chier. Vendue <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">� </del>900 fr CFA /l&#039;<del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">unit� � </del>plus de 20 millions d&#039;exemplaires dans le monde.</div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">Créée </ins>par [[Rael]], ouvrage <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">encyclopédique </ins>recensant depuis le <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">début </ins>jusqu&#039;<ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">à </ins>la fin la vie de les [[gens]] en leur conseillant de ne pas filer un mauvais coton parce que sinon <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">ça </ins>va chier. Vendue <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">à </ins>900 fr CFA /l&#039;<ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">unité à </ins>plus de 20 millions d&#039;exemplaires dans le monde.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>== <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">Toxicit� </del>et risques ==</div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>== <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">Toxicité </ins>et risques ==</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Les troubles <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">li�s � </del>la consommation de Bible sont la <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">b�atitude </del>et <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">l�insomnie</del>. Les risques pour la <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">sant� </del>sont, entre autres, <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">l�arr�t </del>de l&#039;<del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">h�misph�re </del>droit du cerveau lors <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">d�une </del>surdose car la bible inhibe <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">l�activit� </del>des neurones <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">li�s � </del>la <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">r�flexion </del>ainsi que les contaminations <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">bact�riennes </del>ou virales lors du partage de celle-ci. Le virus du [[sida]] et les <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">h�patites </del>B et C sont <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">r�currents </del>chez les utilisateurs de Bible <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">� </del>cause du non-respect de l&#039;[[abstinence]] et l&#039;absence de protection lors des rapports. Les utilisateurs sont en grande partie des Americains voire des [[gays]].</div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Les troubles <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">liés à </ins>la consommation de Bible sont la <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">béatitude </ins>et <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">l’insomnie</ins>. Les risques pour la <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">santé </ins>sont, entre autres, <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">l’arrêt </ins>de l&#039;<ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">hémisphère </ins>droit du cerveau lors <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">d’une </ins>surdose car la bible inhibe <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">l’activité </ins>des neurones <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">liés à </ins>la <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">réflexion </ins>ainsi que les contaminations <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">bactériennes </ins>ou virales lors du partage de celle-ci. Le virus du [[sida]] et les <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">hépatites </ins>B et C sont <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">récurrents </ins>chez les utilisateurs de Bible <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">à </ins>cause du non-respect de l&#039;[[abstinence]] et l&#039;absence de protection lors des rapports. Les utilisateurs sont en grande partie des Americains voire des [[gays]].</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>== Expressions <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">associ�es </del>==</div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>== Expressions <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">associées </ins>==</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>* &quot;Tu la sens maintenant au creux de ton bras *tourment*, Oh la femme de ceux qui n&#039;en ont pas.&quot;</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>* &quot;Tu la sens maintenant au creux de ton bras *tourment*, Oh la femme de ceux qui n&#039;en ont pas.&quot;</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>* &quot;Maman arghhh huglagal j&#039;savais bien k&#039;une piquouse de jet et un cigarillo a la poudre d&#039;excrement de D&#039;Jiseus <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">dor� </del>me feraient le plus grand bien&quot;</div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>* &quot;Maman arghhh huglagal j&#039;savais bien k&#039;une piquouse de jet et un cigarillo a la poudre d&#039;excrement de D&#039;Jiseus <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">doré </ins>me feraient le plus grand bien&quot;</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>== Utilisateurs ==</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>== Utilisateurs ==</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Tel la grippe <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">cach�re</del>, ce livre s&#039;est <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">r�pandu tr�s </del>vite. De ce fait, les lecteurs de cet ouvrage, <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">commun�ment appel�s biblioth�caires</del>, se mirent <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">� </del>croire en l&#039;existence de Cro Magnon (ce dernier ayant <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">taggu� </del>les murs de sa paroisse !). Sur ces pieux murs se trouvait une inscription mystique : &#039;&#039;&#039;Parabelum fusgatare mauser feukeur&#039;&#039;&#039; (prononcer : parabelum fusgatare mother fucker BITCH ! ). Longtemps les temoins de <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">J�hovah </del>ont <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">tent� </del>d&#039;imposer leur versions de cette inscription. Mais seul [[Jean-Claude Van Damme]] <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">d�tient </del>la clef de ce <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">myst�re</del>. Depuis ses <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">d�clarations t�l�visuelles</del>, il se cache des chinois du FBI, <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">pr�s </del>Noisy-le-con. <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">Derni�rement </del>il aurait <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">d�clar� </del>&quot;tu veux un mouchoir ?&quot;.</div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Tel la grippe <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">cachère</ins>, ce livre s&#039;est <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">répandu très </ins>vite. De ce fait, les lecteurs de cet ouvrage, <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">communément appelés bibliothécaires</ins>, se mirent <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">à </ins>croire en l&#039;existence de Cro Magnon (ce dernier ayant <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">taggué </ins>les murs de sa paroisse !). Sur ces pieux murs se trouvait une inscription mystique : &#039;&#039;&#039;Parabelum fusgatare mauser feukeur&#039;&#039;&#039; (prononcer : parabelum fusgatare mother fucker BITCH ! ). Longtemps les temoins de <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">Jéhovah </ins>ont <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">tenté </ins>d&#039;imposer leur versions de cette inscription. Mais seul [[Jean-Claude Van Damme]] <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">détient </ins>la clef de ce <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">mystère</ins>. Depuis ses <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">déclarations télévisuelles</ins>, il se cache des chinois du FBI, <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">près </ins>Noisy-le-con. <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">Dernièrement </ins>il aurait <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">déclaré </ins>&quot;tu veux un mouchoir ?&quot;.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>== Renseignements ==</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>== Renseignements ==</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>* Eglise <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">R�form�e </del>de [[Nancy]]</div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>* Eglise <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">Réformée </ins>de [[Nancy]]</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>* SOS BIBLE [http://www.ndweb.org/recit/sos/]</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>* SOS BIBLE [http://www.ndweb.org/recit/sos/]</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>* Jeunes et Jolis [http://idiotech.free.fr/grosmalins/]</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>* Jeunes et Jolis [http://idiotech.free.fr/grosmalins/]</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>[[Category:Religion]]</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>[[Category:Religion]]</div></td></tr> </table>

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<p></p> <table style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122;" data-mw="interface"> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <tr class="diff-title" lang="fr"> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">← Version précédente</td> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">Version du 17 février 2006 à 10:59</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l2">Ligne 2 :</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Ligne 2 :</td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Ou piquouse.</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Ou piquouse.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">Cr??e </del>par [[Rael]], ouvrage <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">encyclop?dique </del>recensant <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">de </del>le <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">d?but </del>jusqu&#039;<del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">? </del>la fin la vie de les [[gens]] en leur conseillant de ne pas filer un mauvais coton parce que sinon <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">?a </del>va chier. Vendue <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">? </del>900 fr CFA /l&#039;<del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">unit? ? </del>plus de 20 millions d&#039;exemplaires dans le monde.</div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">Cr��e </ins>par [[Rael]], ouvrage <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">encyclop�dique </ins>recensant <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">depuis </ins>le <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">d�but </ins>jusqu&#039;<ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">� </ins>la fin la vie de les [[gens]] en leur conseillant de ne pas filer un mauvais coton parce que sinon <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">�a </ins>va chier. Vendue <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">� </ins>900 fr CFA /l&#039;<ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">unit� � </ins>plus de 20 millions d&#039;exemplaires dans le monde.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>== <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">Toxicit? </del>et risques ==</div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>== <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">Toxicit� </ins>et risques ==</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Les troubles <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">li?s ? </del>la consommation de Bible sont la <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">b?atitude </del>et <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">l?insomnie</del>. Les risques pour la <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">sant? </del>sont, entre autres, <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">l?arr?t </del>de l&#039;<del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">h?misph?re </del>droit du cerveau lors <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">d?une </del>surdose car la bible inhibe <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">l?activit? </del>des neurones <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">li?s ? </del>la <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">r?flection </del>ainsi que les contaminations <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">bact?riennes </del>ou virales lors du partage de celle ci. Le virus du [[sida]] et les <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">h?patites </del>B et C sont <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">r?currents </del>chez les utilisateurs de Bible <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">? </del>cause du non-respect de l&#039;[[abstinence]] et l&#039;absence de protection lors des rapports. Les utilisateurs sont en grande partie des Americains voire des [[gays]].</div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Les troubles <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">li�s � </ins>la consommation de Bible sont la <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">b�atitude </ins>et <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">l�insomnie</ins>. Les risques pour la <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">sant� </ins>sont, entre autres, <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">l�arr�t </ins>de l&#039;<ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">h�misph�re </ins>droit du cerveau lors <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">d�une </ins>surdose car la bible inhibe <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">l�activit� </ins>des neurones <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">li�s � </ins>la <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">r�flexion </ins>ainsi que les contaminations <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">bact�riennes </ins>ou virales lors du partage de celle<ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">-</ins>ci. Le virus du [[sida]] et les <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">h�patites </ins>B et C sont <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">r�currents </ins>chez les utilisateurs de Bible <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">� </ins>cause du non-respect de l&#039;[[abstinence]] et l&#039;absence de protection lors des rapports. Les utilisateurs sont en grande partie des Americains voire des [[gays]].</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>== Expressions <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">associ?es </del>==</div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>== Expressions <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">associ�es </ins>==</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>* &quot;Tu la sens maintenant au creux de ton bras *tourment*, Oh la femme de ceux qui n&#039;en ont pas.&quot;</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>* &quot;Tu la sens maintenant au creux de ton bras *tourment*, Oh la femme de ceux qui n&#039;en ont pas.&quot;</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>* &quot;Maman arghhh huglagal j&#039;savais bien k&#039;une piquouse de jet et un cigarillo a la poudre d&#039;excrement de D&#039;Jiseus <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">dor? </del>me feraient le plus grand bien&quot;</div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>* &quot;Maman arghhh huglagal j&#039;savais bien k&#039;une piquouse de jet et un cigarillo a la poudre d&#039;excrement de D&#039;Jiseus <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">dor� </ins>me feraient le plus grand bien&quot;</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>== Utilisateurs ==</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>== Utilisateurs ==</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Tel la grippe <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">cach?re</del>, ce livre s&#039;est <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">r?pandu tr?s </del>vite. De ce fait, les lecteurs de cet ouvrage, <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">commun?ment appel?s bibliot?caires</del>, se mirent <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">? </del>croire en l&#039;existence de Cro Magnon (ce dernier ayant <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">taggu? </del>les murs de sa paroisse !). Sur ces pieux murs se trouvait une inscription mystique : &#039;&#039;&#039;Parabelum fusgatare mauser feukeur&#039;&#039;&#039; (prononcer : parabelum fusgatare mother fucker BITCH ! ). Longtemps les temoins de <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">J?hovah </del>ont <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">tenter </del>d&#039;imposer leur versions de cette inscription. Mais seul [[Jean-Claude Van Damme]] <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">d?tient </del>la clef de ce <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">myst?re</del>. Depuis ses <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">d?clarations t?l?visuelles</del>, il se cache des chinois du FBI, <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">pr?s </del>Noisy-le-con. <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">Derni?rement </del>il aurait <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">d?clar? </del>&quot; tu veux un mouchoir ? &quot;.</div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Tel la grippe <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">cach�re</ins>, ce livre s&#039;est <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">r�pandu tr�s </ins>vite. De ce fait, les lecteurs de cet ouvrage, <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">commun�ment appel�s biblioth�caires</ins>, se mirent <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">� </ins>croire en l&#039;existence de Cro Magnon (ce dernier ayant <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">taggu� </ins>les murs de sa paroisse !). Sur ces pieux murs se trouvait une inscription mystique : &#039;&#039;&#039;Parabelum fusgatare mauser feukeur&#039;&#039;&#039; (prononcer : parabelum fusgatare mother fucker BITCH ! ). Longtemps les temoins de <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">J�hovah </ins>ont <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">tent� </ins>d&#039;imposer leur versions de cette inscription. Mais seul [[Jean-Claude Van Damme]] <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">d�tient </ins>la clef de ce <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">myst�re</ins>. Depuis ses <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">d�clarations t�l�visuelles</ins>, il se cache des chinois du FBI, <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">pr�s </ins>Noisy-le-con. <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">Derni�rement </ins>il aurait <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">d�clar� </ins>&quot;tu veux un mouchoir ?&quot;.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>== Renseignements ==</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>== Renseignements ==</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>* Eglise <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">R?form?e </del>de [[Nancy]]</div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>* Eglise <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">R�form�e </ins>de [[Nancy]]</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>* SOS BIBLE [http://www.ndweb.org/recit/sos/]</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>* SOS BIBLE [http://www.ndweb.org/recit/sos/]</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>* Jeunes et Jolis [http://idiotech.free.fr/grosmalins/]</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>* Jeunes et Jolis [http://idiotech.free.fr/grosmalins/]</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>[[Category:Religion]]</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>[[Category:Religion]]</div></td></tr> </table>

Ortografik-swank https://wiki.ardkor.com/w/index.php?title=Bible&diff=5448&oldid=prev 2006-01-21T17:17:25Z

<p></p> <table style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122;" data-mw="interface"> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <tr class="diff-title" lang="fr"> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">← Version précédente</td> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">Version du 21 janvier 2006 à 19:17</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l2">Ligne 2 :</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Ligne 2 :</td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Ou piquouse.</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Ou piquouse.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">Cr��e </del>par [[Rael]], ouvrage <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">encyclop�dique </del>recensant de le <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">d�but </del>jusqu&#039;<del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">� </del>la fin la vie de les [[gens]] en leur conseillant de ne pas filer un mauvais coton parce que sinon <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">�a </del>va chier. Vendue <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">� </del>900 fr CFA /l&#039;<del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">unit� � </del>plus de 20 millions d&#039;exemplaires dans le monde.</div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">Cr??e </ins>par [[Rael]], ouvrage <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">encyclop?dique </ins>recensant de le <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">d?but </ins>jusqu&#039;<ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">? </ins>la fin la vie de les [[gens]] en leur conseillant de ne pas filer un mauvais coton parce que sinon <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">?a </ins>va chier. Vendue <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">? </ins>900 fr CFA /l&#039;<ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">unit? ? </ins>plus de 20 millions d&#039;exemplaires dans le monde.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>== <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">Toxicit� </del>et risques ==</div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>== <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">Toxicit? </ins>et risques ==</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Les troubles <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">li�s � </del>la consommation de Bible sont la <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">b�atitude </del>et <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">l�insomnie</del>. Les risques pour la <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">sant� </del>sont, entre autres, <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">l�arr�t </del>de l&#039;<del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">h�misph�re </del>droit du cerveau lors <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">d�une </del>surdose car la bible inhibe <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">l�activit� </del>des neurones <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">li�s � </del>la <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">r�flection </del>ainsi que les contaminations <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">bact�riennes </del>ou virales lors du partage de celle ci. Le virus du [[sida]] et les <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">h�patites </del>B et C sont <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">r�currents </del>chez les utilisateurs de Bible <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">� </del>cause du non-respect de l&#039;[[abstinence]] et l&#039;absence de protection lors des rapports. Les utilisateurs sont en grande partie des Americains voire des [[gays]].</div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Les troubles <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">li?s ? </ins>la consommation de Bible sont la <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">b?atitude </ins>et <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">l?insomnie</ins>. Les risques pour la <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">sant? </ins>sont, entre autres, <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">l?arr?t </ins>de l&#039;<ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">h?misph?re </ins>droit du cerveau lors <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">d?une </ins>surdose car la bible inhibe <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">l?activit? </ins>des neurones <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">li?s ? </ins>la <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">r?flection </ins>ainsi que les contaminations <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">bact?riennes </ins>ou virales lors du partage de celle ci. Le virus du [[sida]] et les <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">h?patites </ins>B et C sont <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">r?currents </ins>chez les utilisateurs de Bible <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">? </ins>cause du non-respect de l&#039;[[abstinence]] et l&#039;absence de protection lors des rapports. Les utilisateurs sont en grande partie des Americains voire des [[gays]].</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>== Expressions <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">associ�es </del>==</div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>== Expressions <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">associ?es </ins>==</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>* &quot;Tu la sens maintenant au creux de ton bras *tourment*, Oh la femme de ceux qui n&#039;en ont pas.&quot;</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>* &quot;Tu la sens maintenant au creux de ton bras *tourment*, Oh la femme de ceux qui n&#039;en ont pas.&quot;</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>* &quot;Maman arghhh huglagal j&#039;savais bien k&#039;une piquouse de jet et un cigarillo a la poudre d&#039;excrement de D&#039;Jiseus <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">dor� </del>me feraient le plus grand bien&quot;</div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>* &quot;Maman arghhh huglagal j&#039;savais bien k&#039;une piquouse de jet et un cigarillo a la poudre d&#039;excrement de D&#039;Jiseus <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">dor? </ins>me feraient le plus grand bien&quot;</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>== Utilisateurs ==</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>== Utilisateurs ==</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Tel la grippe <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">cach�re</del>, ce livre s&#039;est <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">r�pandu tr�s </del>vite. De ce fait, les lecteurs de cet ouvrage, <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">commun�ment appel�s bibliot�caires</del>, se mirent <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">� </del>croire en l&#039;existence de Cro Magnon (ce dernier ayant <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">taggu� </del>les murs de sa paroisse !). Sur ces pieux murs se trouvait une inscription mystique : &#039;&#039;&#039;Parabelum fusgatare mauser feukeur&#039;&#039;&#039; (prononcer : parabelum fusgatare mother fucker BITCH ! ). Longtemps les temoins de <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">J�hovah </del>ont tenter d&#039;imposer leur versions de cette inscription. Mais seul [[Jean-Claude Van Damme]] <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">d�tient </del>la clef de ce <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">myst�re</del>. Depuis ses <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">d�clarations t�l�visuelles</del>, il se cache des chinois du FBI, <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">pr�s </del>Noisy-le-con. <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">Derni�rement </del>il aurait <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">d�clar� </del>&quot; tu veux un mouchoir ? &quot;.</div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Tel la grippe <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">cach?re</ins>, ce livre s&#039;est <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">r?pandu tr?s </ins>vite. De ce fait, les lecteurs de cet ouvrage, <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">commun?ment appel?s bibliot?caires</ins>, se mirent <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">? </ins>croire en l&#039;existence de Cro Magnon (ce dernier ayant <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">taggu? </ins>les murs de sa paroisse !). Sur ces pieux murs se trouvait une inscription mystique : &#039;&#039;&#039;Parabelum fusgatare mauser feukeur&#039;&#039;&#039; (prononcer : parabelum fusgatare mother fucker BITCH ! ). Longtemps les temoins de <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">J?hovah </ins>ont tenter d&#039;imposer leur versions de cette inscription. Mais seul [[Jean-Claude Van Damme]] <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">d?tient </ins>la clef de ce <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">myst?re</ins>. Depuis ses <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">d?clarations t?l?visuelles</ins>, il se cache des chinois du FBI, <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">pr?s </ins>Noisy-le-con. <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">Derni?rement </ins>il aurait <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">d?clar? </ins>&quot; tu veux un mouchoir ? &quot;.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>== Renseignements ==</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>== Renseignements ==</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>* Eglise <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">R�form�e </del>de [[Nancy]]</div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>* Eglise <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">R?form?e </ins>de [[Nancy]]</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>* SOS BIBLE [http://www.ndweb.org/recit/sos/]</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>* SOS BIBLE [http://www.ndweb.org/recit/sos/]</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>* Jeunes et Jolis [http://idiotech.free.fr/grosmalins/]</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>* Jeunes et Jolis [http://idiotech.free.fr/grosmalins/]</div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;"></ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">[[Category:Religion]]</ins></div></td></tr> </table>

83.156.143.155 https://wiki.ardkor.com/w/index.php?title=Bible&diff=4895&oldid=prev 2005-11-05T00:26:25Z

<p>rm -rf témoins de jéhovah - même pour rire, on va s&#039;abstenir de leur faire de la pub, moi je dis</p> <table style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122;" data-mw="interface"> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <tr class="diff-title" lang="fr"> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">← Version précédente</td> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">Version du 5 novembre 2005 à 02:26</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l19">Ligne 19 :</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Ligne 19 :</td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>== Renseignements ==</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>== Renseignements ==</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">* Temoins de Jehovah [http://www.temoinsdejehovah.org/]</del></div></td><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-added"></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>* Eglise R�form�e de [[Nancy]]</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>* Eglise R�form�e de [[Nancy]]</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>* SOS BIBLE [http://www.ndweb.org/recit/sos/]</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>* SOS BIBLE [http://www.ndweb.org/recit/sos/]</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>* Jeunes et Jolis [http://idiotech.free.fr/grosmalins/]</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>* Jeunes et Jolis [http://idiotech.free.fr/grosmalins/]</div></td></tr> </table>

BobArdKor https://wiki.ardkor.com/w/index.php?title=Bible&diff=3560&oldid=prev 2005-11-05T00:22:47Z

<p></p> <table style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122;" data-mw="interface"> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <tr class="diff-title" lang="fr"> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">← Version précédente</td> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">Version du 5 novembre 2005 à 02:22</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l16">Ligne 16 :</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Ligne 16 :</td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>== Utilisateurs ==</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>== Utilisateurs ==</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Tel la grippe cach�re, ce livre s&#039;est r�pandu tr�s vite. De ce fait, les lecteurs de <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">ce fouvrage</del>, commun�ment appel�s <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">bibliot�quaires</del>, se mirent � croire en l&#039;<del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">�xistence </del>de Cro Magnon ( ce dernier ayant taggu� les murs de sa paroisse ! ). Sur ces pieux murs se trouvait une inscription mystique : &#039;Parabelum fusgatare mauser feukeur&#039; ( <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">prononcez </del>: parabelum fusgatare mother fucker BITCH ! ). Longtemps les temoins de J�hovah ont tenter d&#039;imposer <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">leurs </del>versions de cette inscription. Mais seul [[Jean-Claude Van Damme]] d�tient la clef de ce myst�re. Depuis ses d�clarations t�l�visuelles, il se cache des chinois du FBI, pr�s Noisy-le-con. Derni�rement il aurait d�clar� &quot; tu veux un mouchoir ? &quot;.</div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Tel la grippe cach�re, ce livre s&#039;est r�pandu tr�s vite. De ce fait, les lecteurs de <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">cet ouvrage</ins>, commun�ment appel�s <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">bibliot�caires</ins>, se mirent � croire en l&#039;<ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">existence </ins>de Cro Magnon (ce dernier ayant taggu� les murs de sa paroisse !). Sur ces pieux murs se trouvait une inscription mystique : <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">&#039;&#039;</ins>&#039;Parabelum fusgatare mauser feukeur<ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">&#039;&#039;</ins>&#039; (<ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">prononcer </ins>: parabelum fusgatare mother fucker BITCH ! ). Longtemps les temoins de J�hovah ont tenter d&#039;imposer <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">leur </ins>versions de cette inscription. Mais seul [[Jean-Claude Van Damme]] d�tient la clef de ce myst�re. Depuis ses d�clarations t�l�visuelles, il se cache des chinois du FBI, pr�s Noisy-le-con. Derni�rement il aurait d�clar� &quot; tu veux un mouchoir ? &quot;.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>== Renseignements ==</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>== Renseignements ==</div></td></tr> </table>

BobArdKor https://wiki.ardkor.com/w/index.php?title=Bible&diff=3558&oldid=prev 2005-11-05T00:20:52Z

<p></p> <table style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122;" data-mw="interface"> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <tr class="diff-title" lang="fr"> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">← Version précédente</td> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">Version du 5 novembre 2005 à 02:20</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l2">Ligne 2 :</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Ligne 2 :</td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Ou piquouse.</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Ou piquouse.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">Cr�er </del>par [[Rael]], ouvrage encyclop�dique recensant de le d�but jusqu&#039;� la fin la vie de les [[gens]] en leur conseillant de ne pas filer un mauvais coton <del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">parceque </del>sinon �a va chier. Vendue � 900 fr CFA /l&#039;unit� � plus de 20 millions d&#039;exemplaires dans le monde.</div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">Cr��e </ins>par [[Rael]], ouvrage encyclop�dique recensant de le d�but jusqu&#039;� la fin la vie de les [[gens]] en leur conseillant de ne pas filer un mauvais coton <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">parce que </ins>sinon �a va chier. Vendue � 900 fr CFA /l&#039;unit� � plus de 20 millions d&#039;exemplaires dans le monde.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>== Toxicit� et risques ==</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>== Toxicit� et risques ==</div></td></tr> </table>

BobArdKor https://wiki.ardkor.com/w/index.php?title=Bible&diff=3557&oldid=prev 2005-11-04T23:15:27Z

<p></p> <table style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122;" data-mw="interface"> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <tr class="diff-title" lang="fr"> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">← Version précédente</td> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">Version du 5 novembre 2005 à 01:15</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l1">Ligne 1 :</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Ligne 1 :</td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;"></del></div></td><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-added"></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>== &#039;&#039;&#039;BIBLE&#039;&#039;&#039; (la) ==</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>== &#039;&#039;&#039;BIBLE&#039;&#039;&#039; (la) ==</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l6">Ligne 6 :</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Ligne 5 :</td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>== Toxicit� et risques ==</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>== Toxicit� et risques ==</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Les troubles li�s � la consommation de Bible sont la b�atitude et l�insomnie. Les risques pour la sant� sont, entre autres, l�arr�t de l&#039;h�misph�re droit du cerveau lors d�une surdose car la bible inhibe l�activit� des neurones li�s � la r�flection ainsi que les contaminations bact�riennes ou virales lors du partage de celle ci. Le virus du sida et les h�patites B et C sont r�currents chez les utilisateurs de Bible � cause du non-respect de l&#039;[[abstinence]] et l&#039;absence de protection lors des rapports. Les utilisateurs sont en grande partie des Americains voire des [[gays]].</div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Les troubles li�s � la consommation de Bible sont la b�atitude et l�insomnie. Les risques pour la sant� sont, entre autres, l�arr�t de l&#039;h�misph�re droit du cerveau lors d�une surdose car la bible inhibe l�activit� des neurones li�s � la r�flection ainsi que les contaminations bact�riennes ou virales lors du partage de celle ci. Le virus du <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">[[</ins>sida<ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">]] </ins>et les h�patites B et C sont r�currents chez les utilisateurs de Bible � cause du non-respect de l&#039;[[abstinence]] et l&#039;absence de protection lors des rapports. Les utilisateurs sont en grande partie des Americains voire des [[gays]].</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>== Expressions associ�es ==</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>== Expressions associ�es ==</div></td></tr> </table>

ALi https://wiki.ardkor.com/w/index.php?title=Bible&diff=3555&oldid=prev 2005-11-04T19:35:03Z

<p></p> <table style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122;" data-mw="interface"> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <tr class="diff-title" lang="fr"> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">← Version précédente</td> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">Version du 4 novembre 2005 à 21:35</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l1">Ligne 1 :</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Ligne 1 :</td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;"></del></div></td><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-added"></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>== &#039;&#039;&#039;BIBLE&#039;&#039;&#039; (la) ==</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>== &#039;&#039;&#039;BIBLE&#039;&#039;&#039; (la) ==</div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l18">Ligne 18 :</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Ligne 17 :</td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>== Utilisateurs ==</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>== Utilisateurs ==</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Tel la grippe cach�re, ce livre s&#039;est r�pandu tr�s vite. De ce fait, les lecteurs de ce fouvrage, commun�ment appel�s bibliot�quaires, se mirent � croire en l&#039;�xistence de Cro Magnon ( ce dernier ayant taggu� les murs de sa paroisse ! ). Sur ces pieux murs se trouvait une inscription mystique : &#039;Parabelum fusgatare mauser feukeur&#039; ( prononcez : parabelum fusgatare mother fucker BITCH ! ). Longtemps les temoins de J�hovah ont tenter d&#039;imposer leurs versions de cette inscription. Mais seul Jean-Claude Van Damme d�tient la clef de ce myst�re. Depuis ses d�clarations t�l�visuelles, il se cache des chinois du FBI, pr�s Noisy-le-con. Derni�rement il aurait d�clar� &quot; tu veux un mouchoir ? &quot;.</div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Tel la grippe cach�re, ce livre s&#039;est r�pandu tr�s vite. De ce fait, les lecteurs de ce fouvrage, commun�ment appel�s bibliot�quaires, se mirent � croire en l&#039;�xistence de Cro Magnon ( ce dernier ayant taggu� les murs de sa paroisse ! ). Sur ces pieux murs se trouvait une inscription mystique : &#039;Parabelum fusgatare mauser feukeur&#039; ( prononcez : parabelum fusgatare mother fucker BITCH ! ). Longtemps les temoins de J�hovah ont tenter d&#039;imposer leurs versions de cette inscription. Mais seul <ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">[[</ins>Jean-Claude Van Damme<ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">]] </ins>d�tient la clef de ce myst�re. Depuis ses d�clarations t�l�visuelles, il se cache des chinois du FBI, pr�s Noisy-le-con. Derni�rement il aurait d�clar� &quot; tu veux un mouchoir ? &quot;.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>== Renseignements ==</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>== Renseignements ==</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div> </div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">* Temoins de Jehovah [http://www.temoinsdejehovah.org/]</ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>* Eglise R�form�e de [[Nancy]]</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>* Eglise R�form�e de [[Nancy]]</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>* SOS BIBLE [http://www.ndweb.org/recit/sos/]</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>* SOS BIBLE [http://www.ndweb.org/recit/sos/]</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>* Jeunes et Jolis [http://idiotech.free.fr/grosmalins/]</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>* Jeunes et Jolis [http://idiotech.free.fr/grosmalins/]</div></td></tr> </table>

ALi https://wiki.ardkor.com/w/index.php?title=Bible&diff=3550&oldid=prev 2005-11-04T19:14:45Z

<p></p> <table style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122;" data-mw="interface"> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <tr class="diff-title" lang="fr"> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">← Version précédente</td> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">Version du 4 novembre 2005 à 21:14</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l1">Ligne 1 :</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Ligne 1 :</td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;"></del></div></td><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-added"></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l5">Ligne 5 :</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Ligne 4 :</td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Ou piquouse.</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>Ou piquouse.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">Ouvrage </del>encyclop�dique recensant de le d�but jusqu&#039;� la fin la vie de les [[gens]] en leur conseillant de ne pas filer un mauvais coton parceque sinon �a va chier. Vendue � 900 fr CFA /l&#039;unit� � plus de 20 millions d&#039;exemplaires dans le monde.</div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">Cr�er par [[Rael]], ouvrage </ins>encyclop�dique recensant de le d�but jusqu&#039;� la fin la vie de les [[gens]] en leur conseillant de ne pas filer un mauvais coton parceque sinon �a va chier. Vendue � 900 fr CFA /l&#039;unit� � plus de 20 millions d&#039;exemplaires dans le monde.</div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>== Toxicit� et risques ==</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>== Toxicit� et risques ==</div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l17">Ligne 17 :</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Ligne 16 :</td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">== Utilisateurs ==</ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;"></ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-deleted"></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><ins style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">Tel la grippe cach�re, ce livre s'est r�pandu tr�s vite. De ce fait, les lecteurs de ce fouvrage, commun�ment appel�s bibliot�quaires, se mirent � croire en l'�xistence de Cro Magnon ( ce dernier ayant taggu� les murs de sa paroisse ! ). Sur ces pieux murs se trouvait une inscription mystique : 'Parabelum fusgatare mauser feukeur' ( prononcez : parabelum fusgatare mother fucker BITCH ! ). Longtemps les temoins de J�hovah ont tenter d'imposer leurs versions de cette inscription. Mais seul Jean-Claude Van Damme d�tient la clef de ce myst�re. Depuis ses d�clarations t�l�visuelles, il se cache des chinois du FBI, pr�s Noisy-le-con. Derni�rement il aurait d�clar� " tu veux un mouchoir ? ".</ins></div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>== Renseignements ==</div></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>== Renseignements ==</div></td></tr> </table>

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<p>Faudrait la faire quand même cette page... à force d&#039;y faire référence... &lt;&lt;&lt; ben ça y est c&#039;est fait</p> <table style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122;" data-mw="interface"> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <col class="diff-marker" /> <col class="diff-content" /> <tr class="diff-title" lang="fr"> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">← Version précédente</td> <td colspan="2" style="background-color: #fff; color: #202122; text-align: center;">Version du 29 septembre 2005 à 20:15</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l1">Ligne 1 :</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Ligne 1 :</td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">Faudrait la faire quand m�me cette page... � force d&#039;y faire r�f�rence...</del></div></td><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="+"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div> </div></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">Ok ok</del></div></td><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-added"></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker" data-marker="−"></td><td style="color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div><del style="font-weight: bold; text-decoration: none;">C&#039;est parti</del></div></td><td colspan="2" class="diff-side-added"></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <tr><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td><td class="diff-marker"></td><td style="background-color: #f8f9fa; color: #202122; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #eaecf0; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><br/></td></tr> <!-- diff cache key ardkorpedia-akp2_:diff::1.12:old-1023:rev-3549 --> </table>

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